REthink shopping on Senior Day at Kroger

I needed to hit the grocery store on my lunch hour for healthy food since I didn't prepare my lunch for today. I decided that I would head to Kroger for my rabbit food but would walk the store for 30 minutes before picking up my salad fixin's. I was in for quite a workout! The seniors were out in droves and I felt like I was on a simulation course for the DMV. I would be picking up speed in the dairy section when out of the cereal aisle would come a mini cart. That is all I saw, the mini cart! Dodged it within an inch of my life, almost scuffed up my new shoes! Headed down to the freezer section and there were more mini carts with seniors whippin' up a collision course for me! I went this way and I went that way....they kept at me. Come to think of it, I felt more like I was in a game of Frogger than a DMV simulation course! I must have come into the 1/2 way mark of my work out during the shift change because the spry seniors disappeared and the go carts came at me...you know, the ones that have a car or a bus attached to the cart....stay at home moms with their toddlers were everywhere! I must say though, I enjoyed the challenge and my butt will surely benefit from it! Dodge ball anyone?